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Fantasy Football Report

Week 12

November 26, 29, 30

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings

 

Team of the Week: The P-Town Punkrockers

Careful folks, the champs are back to form, and just in time for the playoffs. If they stay at this pace we might see a repeat winner, which has not happened since the 2009 to 2010 seasons.

Offensive Player of the Week:
Calvin Johnson
Rushing Touchdowns 0
Rushing Yards 0
Receiving Touchdowns 3
Receiving Yards 93
Total Points 21
While Russell Wilson (and his bird) and Matthew Stafford (no bird needed) put the fireworks in the sky this week, it was Calvin "Megatron" Johnson who stole the show with three consecutive trips to the end zone.
Defensive Player of the Week:
Luke Kuechly
Tackles 2
Assists 5
Sacks 0
INT 2
PD 2
Touchdowns 1
Total Points 12.75
This guy in the benchmark for linebacker play. Of course, a pick 6 will always get you noticed.

Week in Review: It appears Thanksgiving week was a time for all the players to gather points in large portions, with most players reaching double digit scores. More importantly, we get back to the final three weeks of critical division play and we learned some interesting things already this week. First, with the Enforcers losing to the Gnawlers, we might now have a clear picture of who will win the Rebel division. For the Yankees, the Plankton are quickly rising to challenge the Whiners.
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 12 Game Book Reports

Turdknockers vs. Jughuffers
Final Score
Turdknockers (Home +1) 44
Jughuffers
65

Star of the Game: Too many to list - it was 4 x 14 points

Game Comments:
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Turdknockers Jughuffers
QB Tom Brady 14.00 QB Blake Bortles 12.00
HB Doug Martin 3.00 HB Todd Gurley 0.00
TE Jason Witten 1.00 TE Antonio Gates 14.00
WR Larry Fitzgerald 2.00 WR A.J. Green 14.00
WR Michael Floyd 0.00 WR Allen Hurns 1.00
WR Allen Robinson 8.00 WR Tavon Austin 9.00
K Stephen Gostkowski 7.00 K Adam Vinatieri 14.00
DL Carlos Dunlap 1.25 DL Greg Hardy 0.00
DL Olivier Vernon 4.25 LB C.J. Mosley 3.25
LB D'Qwell Jackson 6.50 DB Landon Collins 3.75
OL Browns -2.00 OL Steelers -2.00
D/ST Packers -2.00 D/ST Patriots -4.00
 
Hamsterhiders vs. Armadillos
  Final Score
Hamsterhiders (Home +1) 54.75
Armadillos 57.75

Star of the Game: Brandon Marshall and Ryan Fitzpatrick - 17 points

Game Comments:
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Hamsterhiders Armadillos
QB Ryan Fitzpatrick 17.00 QB Carson Palmer 11.00
HB Lamar Miller 0.00 HB DeMarco Murray 1.00
FB Mike Tolbert 2.00 TE Jimmy Graham 3.00
TE Greg Olsen 2.00 WR Devin Funchess 0.00
TE Rob Gronkowski 9.00 WR Eric Decker 8.00
WR Demaryius Thomas 1.00 WR Brandon Marshall 17.00
K Matt Prater 10.00 K Mason Crosby 8.00
DL J.J. Watt 6.00 DL Jason Pierre-Paul 1.50
LB Thomas Davis 4.25 LB Karlos Dansby 10.00
DB Tyrann Mathieu 8.50 DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 3.25
OL Seahawks -1.00 OL Cowboys -2.00
D/ST Seahawks -5.00 D/ST Jets -3.00
Malice vs. Plankton
  Final Score
Malice (Home +1) 23
Plankton 55.25

Star of the Game: Russell Wilson - 21 points

Game Comments:
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Malice Plankton
QB Aaron Rodgers 7.00 QB Russell Wilson 21.00
HB Jonathan Stewart 2.00 HB Jeremy Hill 3.00
TE Kyle Rudolph 2.00 TE Julius Thomas 10.00
WR Willie Snead 2.00 WR DeAndre Hopkins 1.00
WR DeSean Jackson 8.00 WR James Jones 0.00
WR Mike Evans 2.00 WR Martavis Bryant 8.00
K Josh Brown 2.00 K Dustin Hopkins 8.00
DL Michael Bennett 0.50 DL Jurrell Casey 1.75
LB NaVorro Bowman 4.00 LB Brandon Marshall 1.50
DB Johnathan Cyprien 1.50 DB Earl Thomas 3.00
OL Eagles -6.00 OL Vikings 1.00
D/ST Rams -3.00 D/ST Broncos -3.00
 
Gnawlers vs. Enforcers
  Final Score
Gnawlers (Home +1) 69.75
Enforcers 49

Star of the Game: Calvin Johnson - 21 points

Game Comments:
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Gnawlers Enforcers
QB Philip Rivers 18.00 QB Ben Roethlisberger 11.00
HB Devonta Freeman 0.00 HB Mark Ingram 3.00
TE Travis Kelce 8.00 TE Charles Clay 1.00
WR Antonio Brown 2.00 WR Andre Johnson 0.00
WR Jarvis Landry 12.00 WR Calvin Johnson 21.00
WR Randall Cobb 2.00 WR Amari Cooper 4.00
K Travis Coons 8.00 K Sebastian Janikowski 6.00
DL Cameron Jordan 3.50 LB Vontaze Burfict 3.25
LB Paul Posluszny 5.50 DB Reshad Jones 3.50
DB Prince Amukamara 1.75 DB Charles Woodson 1.25
OL Chargers -2.00 OL Packers -1.00
D/ST Panthers 10.00 D/ST Bills -4.00
Spanish Fly Inquisition vs. Bitchmonkeys
  Final Score
Spanish Fly Inquisition (Home +1) 54.75
Bitchmonkeys 68.75

Star of the Game: Sammy Watkins - 18 points

Game Comments:
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Spanish Fly Inquisition Bitchmonkeys
QB Jameis Winston 7.00 QB Andy Dalton 12.00
HB Javorius Allen 9.00 HB LeSean McCoy 8.00
TE Delanie Walker 3.00 WR Donte Moncrief 4.00
WR Brandin Cooks 1.00 WR Sammy Watkins 18.00
WR Travis Benjamin 9.00 WR Odell Beckham 11.00
WR Terrance Williams 1.00 WR Kenny Britt 2.00
K Justin Tucker 10.00 K Mike Nugent 7.00
DL Calais Campbell 1.25 LB Bobby Wagner 5.75
DL Everson Griffen 2.50 DB Harrison Smith 0.00
LB Justin Houston 0.00 DB Jairus Byrd 5.00
OL Bengals 1.00 OL Broncos -2.00
D/ST Ravens 9.00 D/ST Texans -2.00
 
Punkrockers vs. Whiners
  Final Score
Punkrockers (Home +1) 70
Whiners 30.25

Star of the Game: Matthew Stafford - 21 points

Game Story:
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Punkrockers Whiners
QB Matthew Stafford 21.00 QB Tony Romo -1.00
HB Adrian Peterson 19.00 HB Karlos Williams 0.00
TE Gary Barnidge 3.00 TE Owen Daniels 1.00
WR Jordan Matthews 8.00 TE Tyler Eifert 7.00
WR Dez Bryant 1.00 WR Emmanuel Sanders 4.00
WR Rishard Matthews 0.00 WR Julio Jones 2.00
K Steven Hauschka 2.00 K Brandon McManus 5.00
DL Ezekiel Ansah 11.75 DL Robert Quinn 0.00
DL Chandler Jones 4.25 LB Luke Kuechly 12.75
LB Lavonte David 3.00 DB Barry Church 1.50
OL Saints -2.00 OL Ravens 1.00
D/ST Lions -2.00 D/ST Cardinals -3.00

 


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