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Fantasy Football Report

Week 13

December 3, 6, 7

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings


Team of the Week: The Marietta Malice

You have to admire a team that just won't quit. The Malice have not had their best season, but with a show of aggression this week they have kept themselves mathematically alive in the playoff race. It seems to all rest on Aaron Rodgers shoulders.

Offensive Player of the Week:
Antonio Brown
Touchdowns Receiving 2
Receiving Yards 118
Punt Return TD 1
Fumbles 0
Total Points 22
Antonio Brown truly is a man about town. Not only did he catch a couple in the end zone, he ran back a punt for a score. Don't you wish he was on your team?
Defensive Player of the Week:
Charles Woodson
Tackles 4
Assists 1
Sacks 0
FF 1
FR 2
Interceptions 0
Touchdowns 0
Total Points 7.25
The old timer proves that he is still a man among boys. If I were you, I would keep both hands on the ball if you ever get near him.

Week in Review: As we turn our skis downhill into December, it brings some interesting playoff race observations. Despite their best efforts, the Bitchmonkeys will most likely lose the last Rebel Division Wild Card seed to the Hamsterhiders. The Gnawlers are still clinging to the title as the upstart Enforcers could not win the big games they needed to. For the Yankees, one should always watch out for the Fightin' Plankton as they snatched the top spot away from the Whiners this week. The current champs, the Punkrockers, look like they will at least get back in with a Wild Card berth.
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 13 Game Book Reports

Bitchmonkeys vs. Gnawlers
Final Score
Bitchmonkeys (Home +1) 60.25
Gnawlers 44

Star of the Game: Antonio Brown - 22 points

Game Comments:
Ben Tuesday December 08th, 2015 09:42 AM
Hah! It was a rough season, but at least we beat the mighty Gnawlers!
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Bitchmonkeys Gnawlers
QB Andy Dalton 16.00 QB Philip Rivers 3.00
HB LeSean McCoy 4.00 HB Devonta Freeman 3.00
WR Donte Moncrief 1.00 TE Travis Kelce 2.00
WR Sammy Watkins 10.00 WR Antonio Brown 22.00
WR Odell Beckham 11.00 WR Jarvis Landry 0.00
WR Kenny Britt 1.00 WR Randall Cobb 7.00
K Mike Nugent 14.00 K Travis Coons 3.00
DL Charles Johnson 0.25 DL Cameron Jordan 4.25
LB Bobby Wagner 3.50 DL Ndamukong Suh 1.00
DB Jairus Byrd 1.50 LB Paul Posluszny 5.75
OL Broncos 0.00 OL Chargers -4.00
D/ST Texans -3.00 D/ST Panthers -3.00
Spanish Fly Inquisition vs. Armadillos
Final Score
Spanish Fly Inquisition (Home +1) 52
Armadillos 50.5

Star of the Game: Jeremy Maclin - 14 points

Game Comments:
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Spanish Fly Inquisition Armadillos
QB Jameis Winston 9.00 QB Carson Palmer 13.00
HB Javorius Allen 12.00 HB Darren McFadden 6.00
TE Delanie Walker 9.00 TE Vernon Davis 1.00
WR Travis Benjamin 0.00 WR Devin Funchess 6.00
WR Jeremy Maclin 14.00 WR Eric Decker 4.00
WR Terrance Williams 2.00 WR Brandon Marshall 11.00
K Justin Tucker 6.00 K Mason Crosby 2.00
DL Calais Campbell 0.00 DL Jason Pierre-Paul 5.00
DL Everson Griffen 1.00 LB Karlos Dansby 1.75
LB Justin Houston 0.00 DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 4.75
OL Bengals 0.00 OL Cowboys -1.00
D/ST Ravens -2.00 D/ST Jets -3.00
Jughuffers vs. Punkrockers
  Final Score
Jughuffers (Home +1) 56.75
Punkrockers 34.75

Star of the Game: Blake Bortles - 21 points

Game Comments:
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Jughuffers Punkrockers
QB Blake Bortles 21.00 QB Matthew Stafford 9.00
HB Todd Gurley 1.00 HB Adrian Peterson 0.00
TE Antonio Gates 2.00 TE Gary Barnidge 2.00
WR Doug Baldwin 15.00 WR Jordan Matthews 7.00
WR A.J. Green 11.00 WR Dez Bryant 2.00
WR Tavon Austin 0.00 WR Rueben Randle 0.00
K Adam Vinatieri 4.00 K Steven Hauschka 8.00
DL Greg Hardy 0.75 DL Ezekiel Ansah 3.50
DL Mario Williams 0.00 DL Chandler Jones 1.75
LB C.J. Mosley 2.00 LB Lavonte David 6.50
OL Steelers 1.00 OL Saints -2.00
D/ST Patriots -2.00 D/ST Lions -3.00
Turdknockers vs. Plankton
  Final Score
Turdknockers (Home +1) 41
Plankton 59.5

Star of the Game: Tom Brady - 18 points

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Turdknockers Plankton
QB Tom Brady 18.00 QB Eli Manning 7.00
HB Doug Martin 8.00 HB Jeremy Hill 9.00
TE Jason Witten 1.00 TE Julius Thomas 6.00
WR Larry Fitzgerald 2.00 WR DeAndre Hopkins 9.00
WR Alshon Jeffery 3.00 WR James Jones 0.00
WR Michael Floyd 4.00 WR Martavis Bryant 10.00
K Stephen Gostkowski 4.00 K Dustin Hopkins 11.00
LB A.J. Hawk 1.00 DL Jurrell Casey 3.00
DB T.J. McDonald 2.50 LB Brandon Marshall 1.50
DB Donte Whitner 2.50 DB Earl Thomas 3.00
OL Browns -3.00 OL Vikings -4.00
D/ST Packers -3.00 D/ST Broncos 4.00
Hamsterhiders vs. Enforcers
  Final Score
Hamsterhiders (Home +1) 60.5

Star of the Game: Ben Roethlisberger - 20 points

Game Comments:
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Hamsterhiders Enforcers
QB Ryan Fitzpatrick 13.00 QB Ben Roethlisberger 20.00
HB Lamar Miller 3.00 HB Mark Ingram 10.00
FB Mike Tolbert 9.00 TE Charles Clay 8.00
TE Greg Olsen 4.00 WR Calvin Johnson 7.00
WR Demaryius Thomas 8.00 WR Amari Cooper 2.00
WR T.Y. Hilton 1.00 WR Pierre Garcon 2.00
K Matt Prater 14.00 K Sebastian Janikowski 0.00
DL J.J. Watt 1.50 LB Vontaze Burfict 3.50
LB Thomas Davis 6.50 DB Reshad Jones 5.75
DB Tyrann Mathieu 1.50 DB Charles Woodson 7.25
OL Seahawks -1.00 OL Packers -3.00
D/ST Seahawks -1.00 D/ST Bills -4.00
Malice vs. Whiners
  Final Score
Malice (Home +1) 60.75
Whiners 29

Star of the Game: Tyrod Taylor - 20 points

Game Comments:
Carl Friday December 04th, 2015 01:05 PM
Careful whiners, if you breath on Aaron Rodgers too hard, you will get a face mask call.
Rob Wednesday December 09th, 2015 09:03 AM
We have been out of it for weeks our team is in shambles and we have no trades to fix things. See ya next year folks
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Malice Whiners
QB Aaron Rodgers 17.00 QB Tyrod Taylor 20.00
HB Jonathan Stewart 9.00 HB Karlos Williams 0.00
TE Kyle Rudolph 0.00 TE Owen Daniels 0.00
WR John Brown 4.00 TE Tyler Eifert 0.00
WR DeSean Jackson 8.00 WR Emmanuel Sanders 0.00
WR Mike Evans 8.00 WR Julio Jones 3.00
K Josh Brown 7.00 K Brandon McManus 4.00
DL Rob Ninkovich 0.50 DL Robert Quinn 0.00
LB NaVorro Bowman 6.75 LB Luke Kuechly 2.75
DB Johnathan Cyprien 4.50 DB Barry Church 4.25
OL Eagles 1.00 OL Ravens -3.00
D/ST Rams -5.00 D/ST Cardinals -2.00


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