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Fantasy Football Report

Week 2

September 17, 20, 21

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings

 

Team of the Week:
The Enforcers

After a rough debut, the Enforcers quickly rallied the troops and found a way to establish their mantra: We Make Sure! Question is, can they sustain it for twelve more weeks?


Offensive Player of the Week:
Larry Fitzgerald
Rushing Yards 0
Rushing Touchdowns 0
Receiving Yards 112
Receiving Touchdowns 3
Fumbles 0
Total Points 22
Larry Fitzgerald proves he is still one of the best receivers in the game this week. Finding the end zone three times just put an exclamation point on it!
Defensive Player of the Week:
Jamie Collins
Tackles 8
Assists 3
Sacks 2.5
FF 1
Touchdowns 0
Total Points 10.75
Wow! Who the hell is Jamie Collins? And more importantly, how is the Malice always finds these killer linebackers that no one else knows about.

Week in Review: OK campers, now the real season starts, divisional football at its finest! And what have we learned so far? The Fightin' Plankton are back and the Whiners are looking like it might finally be their year.
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 2 Game Book Reports
Enforcers vs. Spanish Fly Inquisition
  Final Score
Enforcers (Home +1) 74
Spanish Fly Inquisition 50.25

Star of the Game: Ben Roethlisberger - 18 points

Game Comments:
Steve Sunday September 20th, 2015 11:26 AM
There can be only one bottom of the division and it wont be me pal
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Enforcers Spanish Fly Inquisition
QB Ben Roethlisberger 18.00 QB Peyton Manning 13.00
HB Mark Ingram 7.00 HB Marshawn Lynch 1.00
TE Charles Clay 6.00 TE Delanie Walker 0.00
WR Calvin Johnson 9.00 WR Brandin Cooks 2.00
WR Amari Cooper 10.00 WR Jeremy Maclin 2.00
WR Pierre Garcon 6.00 WR Terrance Williams 9.00
K Sebastian Janikowski 14.00 K Justin Tucker 15.00
DL Muhammad Wilkerson 1.00 DL Calais Campbell 2.50
LB Jerrell Freeman 3.25 DL Everson Griffen 2.75
DB Reshad Jones 4.75 LB Alec Ogletree 6.00
OL Packers -1.00 OL Bengals 1.00
D/ST Bills -5.00 D/ST Ravens -4.00
 
Plankton vs. Jughuffers
  Final Score
Plankton (Home +1) 45.5
Jughuffers 37

Star of the Game: Russell Wilson - 12 points

Game Comments:
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Plankton Jughuffers
QB Russell Wilson 12.00 QB Andrew Luck 4.00
HB Jeremy Hill -1.00 HB Matt Forte 3.00
TE Zach Ertz 0.00 TE Heath Miller 6.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins 2.00 WR A.J. Green 7.00
WR Mike Wallace 1.00 WR Anquan Boldin 8.00
WR Julian Edelman 15.00 WR Roddy White 0.00
K Matt Bryant 7.00 K Adam Vinatieri 0.00
DL Jurrell Casey 0.00 LB C.J. Mosley 4.25
LB Brandon Marshall 3.25 DB Landon Collins 3.00
DB Earl Thomas 2.25 DB Joe Haden 4.75
OL Vikings 0.00 OL Steelers 0.00
D/ST Broncos 3.00 D/ST Patriots -3.00
Armadillos vs. Bitchmonkeys
Final Score
Armadillos (Home +1)
55.75
Bitchmonkeys 36.25

Star of the Game: Mason Crosby - 16 points

Game Comments:
Ben Friday September 18th, 2015 12:50 PM
wbat happened to the game highlight s you used to do? I l;iked those>
Ben Friday September 18th, 2015 12:50 PM
wbat happened to the game highlight s you used to do? I liked those
Jeff Sunday September 20th, 2015 06:04 PM
Yeah the game comments were awesome
Rob Tuesday September 22nd, 2015 10:10 PM
Agreed I miss the game highlights!
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Armadillos Bitchmonkeys
QB Matt Ryan 10.00 QB Drew Brees 7.00
HB DeMarco Murray 2.00 HB LeSean McCoy 4.00
TE Vernon Davis 2.00 FB Marcel Reece 0.00
TE Jimmy Graham 0.00 TE Dwayne Allen 0.00
WR Eric Decker 9.00 TE Larry Donnell 7.00
WR Brandon Marshall 10.00 WR Odell Beckham 11.00
K Mason Crosby 16.00 K Graham Gano 5.00
LB Karlos Dansby 4.75 DL Charles Johnson 0.50
DB Antrel Rolle 2.00 LB Bobby Wagner 4.25
DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 4.00 DB Harrison Smith 3.50
OL Cowboys -2.00 OL Broncos -3.00
D/ST Jets -3.00 D/ST Texans -3.00
 
Whiners vs. Turdknockers
  Final Score
Whiners (Home +1) 72.25
Turdknockers 60.75

Star of the Game: Larry Fitzgerlad - 22 points

Game Comments:
- Choose Owner Thursday September 24th, 2015 04:10 PM
- Choose Owner Thursday September 24th, 2015 07:39 PM
Rob Friday September 25th, 2015 01:32 PM
The Malice!? Did Jamie Collins leave us for the Malice??
- Choose Owner Friday September 25th, 2015 02:13 PM
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Whiners Turdknockers
QB Tony Romo 2.00 QB Tom Brady 17.00
HB Jamaal Charles 9.00 HB Doug Martin
TE Tyler Eifert 7.00 TE Jason Witten 2.00
WR Emmanuel Sanders 15.00 WR Larry Fitzgerald 22.00
WR Julio Jones 5.00 WR Alshon Jeffery 0.00
WR Keenan Allen -1.00 WR Percy Harvin 1.00
K Brandon McManus 9.00 K Stephen Gostkowski 18.00
DL Robert Quinn 2.50 LB A.J. Hawk
LB Jamie Collins 10.75 DB T.J. McDonald 3.25
DB Antoine Bethea 2.00 DB Donte Whitner
OL Ravens 1.00 OL Browns -1.00
D/ST Cardinals 9.00 D/ST Packers -3.00
Gnawlers vs. Hamsterhiders
  Final Score
Gnawlers (Home +1) 45
Hamsterhiders 38.25

Stars of the Game: Colin Kaepernick - 14 points

Game Comments:
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Gnawlers Hamsterhiders
QB Philip Rivers 8.00 QB Colin Kaepernick 14.00
HB Justin Forsett 2.00 HB Ameer Abdullah 0.00
TE Travis Kelce 2.00 TE Rob Gronkowski 10.00
WR Antonio Brown 15.00 TE Greg Olsen 2.00
WR Jarvis Landry 4.00 WR Demaryius Thomas 4.00
WR Randall Cobb 4.00 WR T.Y. Hilton 1.00
K Cody Parkey 5.00 K Matt Prater 4.00
DL Cameron Jordan 5.25 DL J.J. Watt 4.75
LB Paul Posluszny 3.50 LB Kiko Alonso 0.50
DB Charles Tillman 1.25 DB Tyrann Mathieu 2.00
OL Chargers -3.00 OL Seahawks -1.00
D/ST Panthers -3.00 D/ST Seahawks -3.00
 
Punkrockers vs. Malice
  Final Score
Punkrockers (Home +1) 41
Malice 35

Star of the Game: Aaron Rodgers - 11 points

Game Comments:
Carl Monday September 28th, 2015 01:51 PM
luck of the draw on that one, could have gone either way
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Punkrockers Malice
QB Matthew Stafford 10.00 QB Aaron Rodgers 11.00
HB Adrian Peterson 6.00 HB Eddie Lacy 0.00
WR Davante Adams 1.00 TE Jordan Cameron 2.00
WR Jordan Matthews 9.00 TE Kyle Rudolph 7.00
WR Rueben Randle 0.00 WR John Brown 1.00
WR Charles Johnson 0.00 WR Nelson Agholor 1.00
K Steven Hauschka 7.00 K Josh Brown 9.00
DL Ezekiel Ansah 5.25 DL Rob Ninkovich 3.75
LB Lavonte David 3.50 LB NaVorro Bowman 1.00
DB Eric Weddle 4.25 DB Tashaun Gipson 3.25
OL Saints -3.00 OL Eagles -1.00
D/ST Lions -3.00 D/ST Rams -3.00

 


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