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Fantasy Football Report

Week 3

September 24, 27, 28

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings


Team of the Week: The Whitehall Whiners

Wow!  The Whiners almost scored 100 points this week! The Whiners are undefeated on the season so far, and don't seem to have much to whine about these days.

Offensive Player of the Week:
Jospeh Randle
Rushing Touchdowns 3
Rushing Yards 87
Receiving Yards 18
Fumbles 0
Total Points 21
It was a crowded field of exceptional offensive play with Aaron Rodgers, A.J. Green, and Randall Cobb making their marks, but the nod goes to newcomer Joseph Randle.
Defensive Player of the Week:
C.J. Mosely
Tackles 4
PD 1
FR 1
Touchdown 1
Total Points 10.75
C.J. Mosely scooped up a fumble and returned it for a touchdown. That will win you the weekly best defensive player award nearly every time.

Week in Review: Week 3 gave us two 3-0 undefeated teams, and 3 winless teams. Luckily, this is not baseball, but I don't think these teams would benefit from Andrew Luck's beard either.
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 3 Game Book Reports

Whiners vs. Malice
  Final Score
Whiners (Home +1) 99.25
Malice 47.75

Star of the Game: Aaron Rodgers - 21 points

Game Comments:
Rob Thursday September 24th, 2015 09:41 PM
Josh fucking Brown! Damn you New York Giants!
Rob Wednesday September 30th, 2015 02:35 PM
Guess I should be thankful Aaron Rodgers had his best game when the rest of your team was dazed and confused.
Rob Wednesday September 30th, 2015 02:35 PM
I wasnt feeling so hot when your namesake single handedly kicked the Gmen to victory.
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Whiners Malice
QB Ryan Tannehill 9.00 QB Aaron Rodgers 21.00
HB Jamaal Charles 20.00 HB Jonathan Stewart 2.00
TE Tyler Eifert 0.00 TE Kyle Rudolph 0.00
WR Emmanuel Sanders 3.00 WR John Brown 2.00
WR Julio Jones 18.00 WR Nelson Agholor 0.00
WR Keenan Allen 17.00 WR Mike Evans 4.00
K Brandon McManus 7.00 K Josh Brown 13.00
DL Robert Quinn 3.75 DL Michael Bennett 1.50
LB Jamie Collins 5.25 LB Sean Lee 6.25
DB Antoine Bethea DB Johnathan Cyprien
OL Ravens 0.00 OL Eagles 0.00
D/ST Cardinals 13.00 D/ST Rams -2.00
Plankton vs. Turdknockers
  Final Score
Plankton (Home +1)
Turdknockers 54

Star of the Game: Larry Fitzgerald, Stephen Gostkowski - 17 points

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Plankton Turdknockers
QB Russell Wilson 8.00 QB Tom Brady 13.00
HB Jeremy Hill 0.00 HB C.J. Anderson 0.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins 10.00 WR Larry Fitzgerald 17.00
WR James Jones 11.00 WR Alshon Jeffery 0.00
WR Mike Wallace 1.00 WR Percy Harvin 2.00
WR Julian Edelman 3.00 WR Allen Robinson 2.00
K Matt Bryant 7.00 K Stephen Gostkowski 17.00
DL Jurrell Casey 3.50 LB D'Qwell Jackson 5.00
LB Brandon Marshall 5.50 DB T.J. McDonald
DB Earl Thomas DB Donte Whitner
OL Vikings 1.00 OL Browns -5.00
D/ST Broncos -2.00 D/ST Packers -3.00
Gnawlers vs. Bitchmonkeys
  Final Score
Gnawlers (Home +1) 71
Bitchmonkeys 48

Star of the Game:  Randall Cobb - 21 points

Game Comments:
Ben Wednesday September 30th, 2015 12:02 AM
Really, I thought Steve Smith was supposed to be retired already!
Ben Wednesday September 30th, 2015 12:05 AM
And 14 tackles for Paul Posluszny! What kind of freak is that, are there no prisons!?
Carl Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:37 AM
Carl Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:38 AM
- Choose Owner Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:40 AM
Touchdown day at the old folks home this year.
- Choose Owner Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:41 AM
Larry Fitzgerald too
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Gnawlers Bitchmonkeys
QB Philip Rivers 5.00 QB Andy Dalton 20.00
HB Justin Forsett 0.00 HB LeSean McCoy 6.00
WR Antonio Brown 4.00 FB Marcel Reece 4.00
WR Steve Smith 19.00 TE Larry Donnell 1.00
WR Jarvis Landry 4.00 WR Sammy Watkins 1.00
WR Randall Cobb 21.00 WR Odell Beckham 9.00
K Travis Coons 9.00 K Mike Nugent 4.00
DL Cameron Jordan 0.75 DL Charles Johnson 0.25
LB Paul Posluszny 8.00 LB Bobby Wagner 3.25
DB Prince Amukamara 6.25 DB Harrison Smith 3.50
OL Chargers -4.00 OL Broncos -1.00
D/ST Panthers -3.00 D/ST Texans -3.00
Armadillos vs. Spanish Fly Inquisition
  Final Score
Armadillos (Home +1) 69.5
Spanish Fly Inquisition 47

Star of the Game: Joseph Randle - 21 points

Game Comments:
Steve Sunday September 27th, 2015 12:29 PM
Steve Sunday September 27th, 2015 12:30 PM
I liked your lineup better with Demarco Murray in it. Stupid Josefe Randle
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Armadillos Spanish Fly Inquisition
QB Matt Ryan 12.00 QB Peyton Manning 11.00
HB Le'Veon Bell 10.00 HB Marshawn Lynch 0.00
HB Joseph Randle 21.00 WR Torrey Smith 0.00
FB John Kuhn 0.00 WR Travis Benjamin 6.00
TE Vernon Davis 0.00 WR Jeremy Maclin 11.00
TE Jimmy Graham 9.00 WR Terrance Williams 0.00
K Mason Crosby 9.00 K Justin Tucker 5.00
LB Karlos Dansby 3.50 DL Calais Campbell 0.75
DB Antrel Rolle DL Everson Griffen 5.75
DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix LB Alec Ogletree 7.50
OL Cowboys -1.00 OL Bengals -2.00
D/ST Jets -2.00 D/ST Ravens 2.00
Enforcers vs. Hamsterhiders
  Final Score
Enforcers (Home +1) 57.5
Hamsterhiders 21.75

Star of the Game: Mark Ingram, Charles Clay, Sebastian Janikowski - 9 points

Game Comments:
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Enforcers Hamsterhiders
QB Ben Roethlisberger 2.00 QB Colin Kaepernick 4.00
HB Mark Ingram 9.00 HB Matt Jones 0.00
TE Charles Clay 9.00 TE Rob Gronkowski 4.00
WR Calvin Johnson 3.00 WR Steve Johnson 1.00
WR Amari Cooper 4.00 WR Demaryius Thomas 8.00
WR Pierre Garcon 2.00 WR Golden Tate 2.00
K Sebastian Janikowski 9.00 K Matt Prater -1.00
DL Muhammad Wilkerson 4.75 DL J.J. Watt 1.75
LB Jerrell Freeman 6.25 LB DeAndre Levy 0.00
DB Reshad Jones 4.50 DB Morgan Burnett 0.00
OL Packers 0.00 OL Seahawks -3.00
D/ST Bills 3.00 D/ST Seahawks 5.00
Punkrockers vs. Jughuffers
  Final Score
Punkrockers (Home +1) 47.25

Star of the Game: A.J. Green - 21 points

Game Comments:
Carl Monday September 28th, 2015 01:49 PM
Damn! 20 points from AJ green! I hope AP and my kicker are enough, cuz the rest of my team aint doing much
Carl Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:37 AM
Carl Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:39 AM
Is there a cahracter limit on here?
Carl Wednesday September 30th, 2015 09:39 AM
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Punkrockers Jughuffers
QB Matthew Stafford 5.00 QB Andrew Luck 9.00
HB Adrian Peterson 17.00 HB Matt Forte 2.00
TE Coby Fleener 2.00 TE Heath Miller 0.00
WR Davante Adams 0.00 WR A.J. Green 21.00
WR Jordan Matthews 1.00 WR Anquan Boldin 0.00
WR Charles Johnson 0.00 WR Roddy White 0.00
K Steven Hauschka 16.00 K Adam Vinatieri 5.00
DL Ezekiel Ansah 1.25 LB C.J. Mosley 10.75
LB Lavonte David 4.50 DB Landon Collins 3.00
DB Eric Weddle 3.50 DB Joe Haden 2.00
OL Saints -1.00 OL Steelers -5.00
D/ST Lions -3.00 D/ST Patriots -2.00


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