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Fantasy Football Report

Week 6

October 15, 18, 19

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings


Team of the Week: The Fightin' Plankton

We all know the saying, "never underestimate the Fightin' Plankton". Well, this year they are sneaking up on anybody like they have the last few years, they are flat out thumping their opposition. They are also now nipping at the heels of the Whiners.


Offensive Player of the Week:
Matthew Stafford

Rushing Touchdowns 0
Rushing Yards 37
Passing Yards 405
Passing TDs 4
Total Points 20
Matthew Stafford finally breaks out of his early season slump, and does so with a vengeance. He threw the ball into the end zone an impressive four times this week!
Defensive Player of the Week:
Karlos Dansby
Tackles 5
Assists 2
Ints 2
PD 2
FR 0
Touchdowns 1
Total Points 13.5
Wow! Not only did Karlos Dansby score the most points for a defensive player this week, he was the highest scoring player in the matchup between the Whiners and the Armadillos!

Week in Review: As we begin to burrow into the heart of October, we find ourselves cross the divisional borders again to test our wits against "those other guys". This week we se a slight advantage for the Rebel Division, is this a hint of the Superbowl outcome?
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 6 Game Book Reports

Whiners vs. Armadillos
  Final Score
Whiners (Home +1) 61.5
Armadillos 54.25

Stars of the Game: Karlos Dansby - 13.5 points

Game Comments:
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Whiners Armadillos
QB Ryan Tannehill 9.00 QB Carson Palmer 9.00
HB Dion Lewis 0.00 HB Le'Veon Bell 3.00
TE Tyler Eifert 7.00 HB DeMarco Murray 10.00
WR Emmanuel Sanders 10.00 FB John Kuhn 2.00
WR Julio Jones 3.00 TE Vernon Davis 0.00
WR Keenan Allen 6.00 TE Jimmy Graham 5.00
K Brandon McManus 13.00 K Mason Crosby 9.00
DL Cameron Wake 12.00 LB Karlos Dansby 13.50
LB Jamie Collins 1.50 DB Antrel Rolle 0.00
DB Antoine Bethea 2.00 DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 4.75
OL Ravens 0.00 OL Cowboys 0.00
D/ST Cardinals -3.00 D/ST Jets -2.00
Malice vs. Hamsterhiders
  Final Score
Malice (Home +1) 43.5
Hamsterhiders 66.25

Stars of the Game: Colin Kaepernick - 12 points

Game Comments:
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Malice Hamsterhiders
QB Aaron Rodgers 11.00 QB Colin Kaepernick 12.00
HB Eddie Lacy 0.00 HB Arian Foster 10.00
TE Jordan Cameron 7.00 TE Rob Gronkowski 8.00
TE Kyle Rudolph 6.00 TE Greg Olsen 11.00
WR Willie Snead 2.00 WR Golden Tate 7.00
WR John Brown 6.00 WR T.Y. Hilton 8.00
K Josh Brown 1.00 K Blair Walsh 12.00
DL Rob Ninkovich 0.50 DL J.J. Watt 1.25
LB NaVorro Bowman 7.00 LB DeAndre Levy 0.00
DB Johnathan Cyprien 2.00 DB Tyrann Mathieu 3.00
OL Eagles 0.00 OL Seahawks -3.00
D/ST Rams 0.00 D/ST Seahawks -3.00
Jughuffers vs. Bitchmonkeys
  Final Score
Jughuffers (Home +1) 34.75
Bitchmonkeys 51.25

Stars of the Game: Andrew Luck - 16 points

Game Comments:
Ben Wednesday October 21st, 2015 01:08 PM
Wow, the Bitchmonkeys beat the Jughuffers, and the Cubs are in the playoffs? What the hell is the world coming to?
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Jughuffers Bitchmonkeys
QB Andrew Luck 16.00 QB Andy Dalton 13.00
HB Matt Forte 10.00 HB Chris Ivory 13.00
TE Heath Miller 0.00 TE Dwayne Allen 0.00
TE Antonio Gates 3.00 TE Larry Donnell 1.00
WR Doug Baldwin 0.00 WR DeVante Parker 0.00
WR A.J. Green 1.00 WR Odell Beckham 8.00
K Adam Vinatieri 2.00 K Mike Nugent 11.00
DL Greg Hardy 0.00 DL Kyle Williams 0.25
LB C.J. Mosley 3.25 LB Bobby Wagner 0.00
DB Landon Collins 2.50 DB Harrison Smith 1.00
OL Steelers 0.00 OL Broncos 1.00
D/ST Patriots -4.00 D/ST Texans 3.00
Plankton vs. Spanish Fly Inquisition
  Final Score
Plankton (Home +1) 68.5
Spanish Fly Inquisition 41

Star of the Game: DeAndre Hopkins

Game Comments:
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Plankton Spanish Fly Inquisition
QB Russell Wilson 8.00 QB Peyton Manning 5.00
HB Carlos Hyde 2.00 HB Marshawn Lynch 8.00
TE Julius Thomas 9.00 WR Brandin Cooks 1.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins 17.00 WR Torrey Smith 9.00
WR James Jones 7.00 WR Travis Benjamin 4.00
WR Julian Edelman 8.00 WR Jeremy Maclin 1.00
K Matt Bryant 3.00 K Justin Tucker 7.00
DL Jurrell Casey 2.00 DL Calais Campbell 4.00
LB Brandon Marshall 5.00 DL Everson Griffen 0.00
DB Earl Thomas 4.50 LB Justin Houston 4.00
OL Vikings -2.00 OL Bengals 1.00
D/ST Broncos 4.00 D/ST Ravens -3.00
Punkrockers vs. Gnawlers
Final Score
Punkrockers (Home +1) 37.25
Gnawlers 49.5

Star of the Game: Matthew Stafford - 20 points

Game Comments:
Carl Thursday October 15th, 2015 12:52 PM
Oh shit, playing bambam. yeah, good luck on that one
- Choose Owner Tuesday October 20th, 2015 02:11 PM
whoa, an actual good day from my QB
Carl Tuesday October 20th, 2015 02:12 PM
wont be enough, though
Carl Tuesday October 20th, 2015 02:12 PM
Lions win this week, despite doing everything they could to lose to the Bears
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Punkrockers Gnawlers
QB Matthew Stafford 20.00 QB Joe Flacco 10.00
HB Adrian Peterson 2.00 HB Devonta Freeman 18.00
TE Coby Fleener 0.00 TE Richard Rodgers 1.00
WR Jordan Matthews 1.00 TE Travis Kelce 3.00
WR Rueben Randle 1.00 WR Antonio Brown 0.00
WR Rishard Matthews 3.00 WR Randall Cobb 1.00
K Steven Hauschka 13.00 K Travis Coons 5.00
DL Ezekiel Ansah 0.00 DL Cameron Jordan 11.75
LB Von Miller 0.25 LB Paul Posluszny 4.75
DB Eric Weddle 1.00 DB Charles Tillman 1.00
OL Saints -1.00 OL Chargers -3.00
D/ST Lions -4.00 D/ST Panthers -3.00
Turdknockers vs. Enforcers
  Final Score
Turdknockers (Home +1) 40.75
Enforcers 44.25

Star of the Game: Tom Brady - 14 points

Game Comments:
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Turdknockers Enforcers
QB Tom Brady 14.00 QB Frank Gore 3.00
HB C.J. Anderson 2.00 HB Mark Ingram 13.00
TE Jason Witten 0.00 FB Anthony Sherman 0.00
WR Larry Fitzgerald 3.00 TE Charles Clay 2.00
WR Alshon Jeffery 11.00 TE Martellus Bennett 2.00
WR Percy Harvin 0.00 WR Calvin Johnson 12.00
K Stephen Gostkowski 11.00 K Dan Bailey 0.00
LB D'Qwell Jackson 4.25 DL Muhammad Wilkerson 2.00
DB T.J. McDonald 0.00 LB K.J. Wright 3.75
DB Donte Whitner 2.50 DB Reshad Jones 11.50
OL Browns -3.00 OL Packers -2.00
D/ST Packers -5.00 D/ST Bills -3.00


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