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Fantasy Football Report

Week 8

October 29, November 1, 2

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings

 

Team of the Week: The Fightin' Plankton

The Fightin' Plankton have been rocking the Petri Dish all season. This week they swarm their prey and dispose of them like a light snack. Question is will they be able to sustain and take out the Whiners?

Offensive Player of the Week:
Eli Manning


Rushing Touchdowns 0
Passing Yardage 350
Passing Touchdowns 6
INT 0
Total Points 25
Eli Manning? Wow, who would have thought is possible that this guy could score 25 points in a single game!
Defensive Player of the Week:
J.J. Watt
Tackles 3
Assists 2
Sacks 2.5
PD 0
FF 1
Touchdowns 0
Total Points 8
After an early season slump, J.J. Watt wakes back up and return to his true identity of "sackmaster".

Week in Review: After two straight weeks of cross divisional play, it is time to return to some intense divisional rivalries. Speaking of, the upstart Enforcers had a huge win over the Gnawlers this week. Could this be an early indicator of who will win the Rebel primary later this year?
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 8 Game Book Reports

Bitchmonkeys vs. Spanish Fly Inquisition
  Final Score
Bitchmonkeys ( +1) 45.25
Spanish Fly Inquisition
48.75

Star of the Game: Odell Beckham - 23 points

Game Story:
Carl Tuesday November 03rd, 2015 09:06 AM
Ouch. Drew Brees on the bench.
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Bitchmonkeys Spanish Fly Inquisition
QB Andy Dalton 5.00 QB Peyton Manning 5.00
HB Chris Ivory 0.00 HB Justin Forsett 2.00
TE Larry Donnell 0.00 TE Delanie Walker 2.00
WR DeVante Parker 0.00 WR Brandin Cooks 15.00
WR Odell Beckham 23.00 WR Travis Benjamin 1.00
WR Kenny Britt 0.00 WR Terrance Williams 0.00
K Mike Nugent 12.00 K Justin Tucker 20.00
DL Charles Johnson 0.00 DL Calais Campbell 1.25
LB Bobby Wagner 2.25 DL Everson Griffen 2.25
DB Harrison Smith 3.00 LB Justin Houston 6.25
OL Broncos 1.00 OL Bengals -3.00
D/ST Texans -2.00 D/ST Ravens -3.00
 
Whiners vs. Punkrockers
  Final Score
Whiners (Home +1) 45.25
Punkrockers 44

Star of the Game: Julio Jones - 11 points

Game Comments:
Carl Thursday October 29th, 2015 03:01 PM
Team of the week every week, eh? Lets see about this week against my dynamic duo of Fleener and Randle. Combined, theyve put up almost double digit numbers this year.
Rob Thursday October 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Yep too bad 75% of the team is injured now so you can eat our scraps!
- Choose Owner Monday November 09th, 2015 11:15 PM
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Whiners Punkrockers
QB Ryan Tannehill 4.00 QB Matthew Stafford 5.00
HB Dion Lewis 9.00 HB Adrian Peterson 4.00
TE Tyler Eifert 1.00 TE Coby Fleener 7.00
WR Emmanuel Sanders 0.00 TE Gary Barnidge 8.00
WR Julio Jones 11.00 WR Rueben Randle 2.00
WR Keenan Allen 7.00 WR Rishard Matthews 2.00
K Brandon McManus 10.00 K Steven Hauschka 6.00
DL Cameron Wake 2.75 DL Ezekiel Ansah 3.75
DL Robert Quinn 3.75 DL Chandler Jones 6.00
LB Jamie Collins 0.75 LB Lavonte David 2.25
OL Ravens -3.00 OL Saints 1.00
D/ST Cardinals -2.00 D/ST Lions -3.00
Plankton vs. Malice
Final Score
Plankton (Home +1) 71.25
Malice 42

Star of the Game: Eli Manning - 25 points

Game Comments:
- Choose Owner Thursday November 05th, 2015 02:49 PM
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Plankton Malice
QB Eli Manning 25.00 QB Aaron Rodgers 2.00
HB Jeremy Hill 2.00 HB Jonathan Stewart 8.00
WR DeAndre Hopkins 9.00 TE Kyle Rudolph 0.00
WR James Jones 0.00 WR Willie Snead 14.00
WR Martavis Bryant 1.00 WR John Brown 0.00
WR Julian Edelman 15.00 WR Mike Evans 1.00
K Matt Bryant 8.00 K Josh Brown 7.00
DL Jurrell Casey 3.00 DL Rob Ninkovich 2.75
LB Brandon Marshall 4.00 DL Michael Bennett 1.25
DB Earl Thomas 2.25 LB NaVorro Bowman 5.00
OL Vikings 0.00 OL Eagles 0.00
D/ST Broncos 1.00 D/ST Rams 1.00
 
Armadillos vs. Hamsterhiders
  Final Score
Armadillos (Home +1) 43.75
Hamsterhiders 56.75

Star of the Game: Carson Palmer - 18 points

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Armadillos Hamsterhiders
QB Carson Palmer 18.00 QB Colin Kaepernick 4.00
HB Le'Veon Bell 1.00 HB Lamar Miller 6.00
TE Vernon Davis 0.00 TE Rob Gronkowski 10.00
TE Jimmy Graham 3.00 TE Greg Olsen 9.00
WR Eric Decker 8.00 WR Demaryius Thomas 6.00
WR Brandon Marshall 4.00 WR T.Y. Hilton 0.00
K Mason Crosby 6.00 K Blair Walsh 13.00
DL Gerald McCoy 0.50 DL J.J. Watt 8.00
LB Karlos Dansby 4.00 LB Thomas Davis 0.75
DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 2.25 DB Morgan Burnett 1.00
OL Cowboys 0.00 OL Seahawks 1.00
D/ST Jets -4.00 D/ST Seahawks -2.00
Enforcers vs. Gnawlers
  Final Score
Enforcers (Home +1) 57.25
Gnawlers 36.5

Star of the Game: Derek Carr - 18 points

Game Comments:
Bam Wednesday November 04th, 2015 03:22 PM
Happy to end your win streak!
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Enforcers Gnawlers
QB Derek Carr 18.00 QB Philip Rivers 15.00
HB Mark Ingram 4.00 HB Devonta Freeman 4.00
TE Martellus Bennett 1.00 TE Travis Kelce 7.00
WR Andre Johnson 9.00 WR Antonio Brown 7.00
WR Calvin Johnson 3.00 WR Steve Smith 3.00
WR Amari Cooper 1.00 WR Jarvis Landry 2.00
K Sebastian Janikowski 12.00 K Travis Coons 1.00
LB K.J. Wright 3.75 DL Cameron Jordan 0.50
DB Reshad Jones 3.25 DL Ndamukong Suh 0.50
DB Charles Woodson 4.25 LB Curtis Lofton 0.50
OL Packers -3.00 OL Chargers -1.00
D/ST Bills 0.00 D/ST Panthers -3.00
 
Jughuffers vs. Turdknockers
  Final Score
Jughuffers (Home +1) 61
Turdknockers 66.5

Star of the Game: Tom Brady - 19 points

Game Comments:
Roman Wednesday November 04th, 2015 03:21 PM
I only have a good kicker eh? We shall see
- Choose Owner Thursday November 05th, 2015 12:17 PM
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Jughuffers Turdknockers
QB Andrew Luck 8.00 QB Tom Brady 19.00
HB Todd Gurley 11.00 HB C.J. Anderson 10.00
TE Heath Miller 4.00 TE Jason Witten 0.00
TE Antonio Gates 2.00 WR Larry Fitzgerald 8.00
WR Doug Baldwin 1.00 WR Alshon Jeffery 10.00
WR A.J. Green 10.00 WR Michael Floyd 10.00
K Adam Vinatieri 16.00 K Stephen Gostkowski 12.00
DL Greg Hardy 3.50 LB A.J. Hawk 0.50
LB C.J. Mosley 3.25 DB T.J. McDonald 1.25
DB Landon Collins 3.25 DB Donte Whitner 1.75
OL Steelers -2.00 OL Browns -1.00
D/ST Patriots 0.00 D/ST Packers -5.00

 


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