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Fantasy Football Report

Week 9

November 5, 8, 9

2015 Fantasy Football Season

Divisional Standings

 

Team of the Week: The P-Town Punkrockers

This just in from P-Town, "We are still the champs, Bitches!". At least, that is the sound that resonated on the field this week when they entered the THADATHENON and put a beat down on the locals.

Offensive Player of the Week:
Tyler Eifert


Receiving Yardage 53
Receiving Touchdowns 3
Fumbles 0
2-point conversions 0
Total Points 20
Tyler Eifert may not be a name that inspires fear in many, but clearly he is a tight end that deserves respect.
Defensive Player of the Week:
Thomas Davis
Tackles 4
Assists 2
Sacks 1
PD 0
INT 1
FR 0
Total Points 6.5
Thomas Davis, who was picked just a couple of weeks ago by the Hamsterhiders, is showing the league that he should not be overlooked in next years draft.

Week in Review: In week 9 we learned that it is not a good idea to fly a Russian plane over Egypt. We also learned that despite injuries the Whiners continue to dominate the league. Perhaps the Whiners should start an airline service since no one seems to be able to shoot them down!
Link to Official Statistics folder: Week 9 Game Book Reports

Hamsterhiders vs. Bitchmonkeys
Final Score
Hamsterhiders (Home +1) 51.25
Bitchmonkeys 48

Star of the Game: Lamar Miller - 16 points

Game Comments:
Ben Tuesday November 10th, 2015 11:13 PM
Dammit Jeff! Why are you getting in the way of the Bitchmonkeys rise to glory?
Rob Wednesday November 11th, 2015 08:15 AM
Gotta watch out for those sneaky hamsters!
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Hamsterhiders Bitchmonkeys
QB Nick Foles 3.00 QB Andy Dalton 13.00
HB Lamar Miller 16.00 HB LeSean McCoy 10.00
TE Rob Gronkowski 1.00 TE Larry Donnell 0.00
TE Greg Olsen 8.00 WR Sammy Watkins 12.00
WR Demaryius Thomas 2.00 WR Odell Beckham 4.00
WR T.Y. Hilton 3.00 WR Kenny Britt 3.00
K Blair Walsh 7.00 K Mike Nugent 7.00
DL Fletcher Cox 0.75 DL Kyle Williams 0.00
LB Thomas Davis 6.50 LB Khalil Mack 0.00
DB Morgan Burnett 3.00 DB Harrison Smith 0.00
OL Seahawks 0.00 OL Broncos -1.00
D/ST Seahawks 0.00 D/ST Texans 0.00
 
Turdknockers vs. Punkrockers
  Final Score
Turdknockers (Home +1) 33.5
Punkrockers 62.5

Star of the Game: Adrian Peterson Á Jordan Matthews - 11 points

Game Comments:
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Turdknockers Punkrockers
QB Tom Brady 10.00 QB Jay Cutler 10.00
HB Doug Martin 0.00 HB Adrian Peterson 11.00
TE Jason Witten 1.00 TE Gary Barnidge 1.00
WR Alshon Jeffery 6.00 WR Jordan Matthews 11.00
WR Percy Harvin 0.00 WR Dez Bryant 10.00
WR Allen Robinson 4.00 WR Rishard Matthews 2.00
K Stephen Gostkowski 9.00 K Josh Lambo 6.00
DL Carlos Dunlap 6.00 DL Chandler Jones 3.75
DL Olivier Vernon 3.00 LB Lavonte David 4.25
LB D'Qwell Jackson 0.50 DB Eric Weddle 7.50
OL Browns -3.00 OL Saints -4.00
D/ST Packers -4.00 D/ST Lions 0.00
Spanish Fly Inquisition vs. Gnawlers
Final Score
Spanish Fly Inquisition (Home +1)
(-5 points: Delay of Game penalty)
31.5
Gnawlers 41.75

Star of the Game: Delanie Walker - 17 points

Game Comments:
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Spanish Fly Inquisition Gnawlers
QB Peyton Manning 9.00 QB Philip Rivers 8.00
HB Justin Forsett 0.00 HB Devonta Freeman 8.00
TE Delanie Walker 17.00 WR Antonio Brown 10.00
WR Brandin Cooks 8.00 WR Malcom Floyd 0.00
WR Travis Benjamin 0.00 WR Jarvis Landry 2.00
WR Terrance Williams 1.00 WR Randall Cobb 9.00
K Justin Tucker 0.00 K Kai Forbath 3.00
DL Calais Campbell 0.00 DL Cameron Jordan 0.75
DL Everson Griffen 1.50 LB Paul Posluszny 2.50
LB Justin Houston 0.00 DB Charles Tillman 4.50
OL Bengals -1.00 OL Chargers -2.00
D/ST Ravens 0.00 D/ST Panthers -4.00
 
Malice vs. Jughuffers
  Final Score
Malice (Home +1) 56.25
Jughuffers 40.75

Star of the Game: Aaron Rodgers - 18 points

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Malice Jughuffers
QB Aaron Rodgers 18.00 QB Andrew Luck 12.00
HB Jonathan Stewart 2.00 HB Todd Gurley 9.00
TE Jordan Cameron 0.00 TE Antonio Gates 2.00
TE Kyle Rudolph 1.00 WR A.J. Green 2.00
WR Willie Snead 3.00 WR Anquan Boldin 0.00
WR Mike Evans 5.00 WR Tavon Austin 2.00
K Josh Brown 14.00 K Adam Vinatieri 12.00
DL Rob Ninkovich 3.50 DL Greg Hardy 3.25
LB NaVorro Bowman 5.50 DL Mario Williams 0.50
DB Johnathan Cyprien 5.25 LB C.J. Mosley 0.00
OL Eagles 0.00 OL Steelers 0.00
D/ST Rams -2.00 D/ST Patriots -2.00
Plankton vs. Whiners
Final Score
Plankton (Home +1) 44
Whiners 58

Star of the Game: Tyler Eifert - 20 points

Game Comments:
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Plankton Whiners
QB Eli Manning 8.00 QB Tyrod Taylor 7.00
HB Jeremy Hill 2.00 HB Dion Lewis 1.00
TE Julius Thomas 0.00 TE Owen Daniels 10.00
WR James Jones 2.00 TE Tyler Eifert 20.00
WR Martavis Bryant 7.00 WR Emmanuel Sanders 9.00
WR Julian Edelman 7.00 WR Julio Jones 5.00
K Matt Bryant 11.00 K Brandon McManus 6.00
DL Corey Liuget 0.00 DL Robert Quinn 0.00
LB Brandon Marshall 3.00 LB Jamie Collins 0.00
DB Earl Thomas 0.00 DB Antoine Bethea 0.00
OL Vikings 0.00 OL Ravens 0.00
D/ST Broncos 3.00 D/ST Cardinals 0.00
 
Armadillos vs. Enforcers
Final Score
Armadillos (Home +1) 28.75
Enforcers 34.25

Star of the Game: Ben Roethlisberger Á DeMarco Murray - 12 points

Game Comments:
Mike Sunday November 08th, 2015 04:08 PM
BARLEY LOST TO STEELERS,BUT RAIDERS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!
Ben Wednesday November 11th, 2015 10:19 PM
THE ENFORCERS ARE COMING,THE ENFORCES ARE COMIN
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Armadillos Enforcers
QB Matt Ryan 9.00 QB Ben Roethlisberger 12.00
HB DeMarco Murray 12.00 HB Mark Ingram 3.00
HB Darren McFadden 4.00 TE Charles Clay 0.00
FB John Kuhn 0.00 WR Andre Johnson 0.00
TE Vernon Davis 0.00 WR Amari Cooper 9.00
TE Jimmy Graham 0.00 WR Pierre Garcon 2.00
K Mason Crosby 3.00 K Sebastian Janikowski 5.00
DL Gerald McCoy 0.50 LB K.J. Wright 0.00
LB Karlos Dansby 4.50 DB Reshad Jones 5.25
DB Ha Ha Clinton-Dix 1.75 DB Charles Woodson 4.00
OL Cowboys -3.00 OL Packers -5.00
D/ST Jets -4.00 D/ST Bills -1.00

 


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